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This is my first project using HTML. I'm using this page as a learning exercise to develop my HTML skills. Pretty please forgive me for my trespass upon this sacred tongue.

I found Neocities by looking at the source page for this little guy,
which led me down a rabbithole of finding the cool people of neocities and the web revival effort, which inspired me to learn HTML so I, too, can be a part of this cool collective of communal chill.

Click this hyperlink to look at high quality gifs of rotating sandwiches AND!!! I recently found THIS site, which also holds [this may surprise you] gifs of rotating sandwiches. Among other things, but those aren't important.

Hello again, I have returned and have improved my HTML skills by .1% [18% MARGIN OF ERROR]!

I can't remember how those weird green lines got- oh. They're gone..?
I...

I was hoping I would feel happy that they're gone, but I kind of miss them now...
Anyway, the title font I use is called Workbench on google fonts. The body font is called Sixty-Four (now deprecated since I replaced the title with an ASKII banner, but it's a cool font so i'm keeping the link there), also on google fonts.

On the offchance that someone checks this site every once in a while, thank you. Sincerely.
The idea that someone takes the time to see if I have improved at all (even for a site this immensely barren) gives me the encouragement I need to keep learning and getting better. whether or not this theoretical person actually exists.
And if you, dear reader, are here on a whim and checking out this page for the first time, thank you, too. I'm working on making this page more interesting, perhaps by uploading some of the music I've produced here. If you think that would be cool, please make an altar of your choosing and chant the following:

"AMIDST, PLEASE POST YOUR AWESOME MUSIC ON YOUR EPIC AND WONDERFUL NEOCITIES PAGE! I MAY PERISH FROM OTSOMYCOSIS IF THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN!"

My psychic link will then activate, and I will begin to dilligently work away for your sole splendor.

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